User: "What time do the parking meters start counting time?"
Coworker: "Do you know if Dreamweaver has an ABC check?"
User: "WHAT'S THE POINT OF HAVING A STAPLER IF YOU DON'T HAVE A STAPLE REMOVER?!"
User: "So the poster printer is about two times larger than a regular sheet of paper?"
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Saturday, November 14, 2009
This Week in Questions
User: "I dislocated my hard drive from the computer and the videos still play, why is that?"
User: "I am I allowed to ask you a question?"
Me: "yes"
User: "Where do I put the headphones in on a mac?"
User: "Do you have a cell phone I can borrow?"
User: "Do you have a compass?"
User: "I am I allowed to ask you a question?"
Me: "yes"
User: "Where do I put the headphones in on a mac?"
User: "Do you have a cell phone I can borrow?"
User: "Do you have a compass?"
Monday, November 9, 2009
Every day I wonder...
User: "Are there any scanners that aren't connected to computers?"
User: "Are we allowed to use the staplers?"
User: "Can I borrow your chair?"
User: "Do you have any headphones I can borrow?"
Me: "No sorry, we don't loan out headphones"
User: "Do you have any in the lost and found i can use?"
Me: "No"
User: "YOU DIDN'T EVEN LOOK!"
Me: "I said we don't loan out headphones"
User: "Are we allowed to use the staplers?"
User: "Can I borrow your chair?"
User: "Do you have any headphones I can borrow?"
Me: "No sorry, we don't loan out headphones"
User: "Do you have any in the lost and found i can use?"
Me: "No"
User: "YOU DIDN'T EVEN LOOK!"
Me: "I said we don't loan out headphones"
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
It Could Have Been Worse
User: "Do you have any masking tape?"
Me: "No, sorry"
User: "That's sad."
User: "Do you have any more scanners besides those 4?"
Me: "Yeah, we have two rows on both the mac and PC side."
User: "Oh, I'm blind, thank you."
User: "I spilled pop on my laptop today, I dried the keys off and it worked fine, then I put it my backpack and now it doesn't work. What can I do?"
Me: "Unfortunately, most of the pop seeped inside your laptop and when it sat there for hours it caused whatever damage it caused. Right away you should have flipped it upside down and kept it like that for a day so it can drain and dry out. You'll have to go to the repair center to see if they can recover your data and fix it."
User: "So there's nothing you can do for me now?"
Me: "No sorry, and at this hour the repair center is closed, so you'll have to wait until tomorrow."
Me: "No, sorry"
User: "That's sad."
User: "Do you have any more scanners besides those 4?"
Me: "Yeah, we have two rows on both the mac and PC side."
User: "Oh, I'm blind, thank you."
User: "I spilled pop on my laptop today, I dried the keys off and it worked fine, then I put it my backpack and now it doesn't work. What can I do?"
Me: "Unfortunately, most of the pop seeped inside your laptop and when it sat there for hours it caused whatever damage it caused. Right away you should have flipped it upside down and kept it like that for a day so it can drain and dry out. You'll have to go to the repair center to see if they can recover your data and fix it."
User: "So there's nothing you can do for me now?"
Me: "No sorry, and at this hour the repair center is closed, so you'll have to wait until tomorrow."
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