It Could Have Been Worse

User: "Do you have any masking tape?"
Me: "No, sorry"
User: "That's sad."


User: "Do you have any more scanners besides those 4?"
Me: "Yeah, we have two rows on both the mac and PC side."
User: "Oh, I'm blind, thank you."

User: "I spilled pop on my laptop today, I dried the keys off and it worked fine, then I put it my backpack and now it doesn't work.  What can I do?"
Me: "Unfortunately, most of the pop seeped inside your laptop and when it sat there for hours it caused whatever damage it caused.  Right away you should have flipped it upside down and kept it like that for a day so it can drain and dry out.  You'll have to go to the repair center to see if they can recover your data and fix it."
User: "So there's nothing you can do for me now?"
Me: "No sorry, and at this hour the repair center is closed, so you'll have to wait until tomorrow."