A Normal Day

User: "I want to tape up some fliers, can I have a tape despenser?"
Me: "no"

User: "My document keeps on printing to the Microsoft XPS document writer and I can't find it"
Me: "That 'printer' doesn't exist"

User: "I'm looking for a computer with a scanner"
Me: "They're on the fisrt 2 rows of Mac & PC computers"
User: "I tried that one but the computer isn't working"
Me: "What's wrong with it?"
User: "The screen is black"
Me: After looking at it, "The screen was off, you should be all set now"

User: "Do you sell blue book exams here?"

User: "Am I allowed to use the stapler?"